
That awkward moment when you ran up the stairs and now you’re trying to hide your heavy breathing like it’s no big deal but you’re actually pretty winded and dear god you need to work out.
cover the middle and you go faster, cover the outside and you go slower
it actually works
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I know you wanted this on your dash.
This is the best thing I’ve ever seen.
if you listen you can hear it when it lands
jrne:
its just what i need
could you imagine how much sugar is in that thing?
Sold Out…You mean enough people actually looked at that thing and said “$149.99 for a man sized edible snake? Fukkin yes, where the fuck do I pay.”








